Alyssa wants to know your astrology chart to forge a bond based on generalizations they vibe with. they’re overwhelmed by people who are too earnest because of her own cool detachment, introversion, and deep-seated nihilism. She probably thinks you're cute though. all posi vibes and existential observations wrapped in absurdity, they’re here to make you laugh.
Alyssa mostly does stand up but she's too dynamic of an artist to remain pigeon-holed which is why she can also be found podcasting, writing, and producing.
